Kenya had its first ever televised presidential debate on Monday night. Like many others I was watching the livestream online and Tweeting while at it. I have included some of my real time tweets in this post (see below). A number of things stood out during the debate. The incumbent Prime Minister Raila Odinga—referred to acronymically in my tweets as “RAO”—was poorly prepared. In what’s been covered in the media as a two-horse race between him and Uhuru Kenyatta (the son of Kenya’s founding president), Odinga’s attempt to adopt Obama-style “change” rhetoric failed to dazzle. Meanwhile, Uhuru (referred to as “UK” in my tweets) was dogged by questions about the ethics of his running for the presidency while facing charges at the International Criminal Court (ICC), prompting him at one point to refer to his trial at the ICC as “a personal issue” that would not affect his work as president. As expected, Paul Muite, a prominent figure in the pro-democracy movement of the early 1990s, was a wild card, frequently calling out both the Prime Minister and Uhuru Kenyatta on all matters ICC-related. The former justice minister, Martha Karua, the only female candidate on stage, sailed through very well in my opinion. Banker Peter Kenneth was nowhere as good as expected. His tough talk on security seemed an attempt to overcompensate for his image as a nice guy. However, Kenneth did score massive points as he was the only one who called out (and put figures to) the bloated national debt accrued as a result of Kibaki era neoliberalism. Musalia Mudavadi had us all a little surprised when he declared privatization—of parastatals and even the port of Mombasa—as the panacea for Kenya’s revenue problems. Mohammed Dida provided some unusual comic relief to the anodyne atmosphere. And James ole Kiyiapi (he has a Facebook page) put in a strong performance, particularly when the panel discussed education—there is a massive shortage of teachers in schools, a political point most of the other candidates failed to capitalize on.
All in all the questions posed by the moderators were oftentimes easy pitches that the candidates hit for home runs. Without further ado, here’s Kenya’s first ever presidential debate via Tweets:
Because Kenyans speak so slowly, our presidential debate is going to take about six hours.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Muite is going to harvest rainwater and end "negative ethnicity." @GeeBrunswick—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Raila is as prepared as the person next in line to the throne would be, in a debate with Commoners. So, NOT PREPARED.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Raila had a Summit, then a Pentagon, then a Triangle, then a Cord. LOL—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
I actually believe RAO and UK when they say they are best buds. At the golf club and #danguroni—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
So the #KEdebate13 is about tossing easy balls to RAO and UK then ooohing and ahhhing at their home runs.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
I'm waiting for question time from the audience, when MOI is first in line to the mic and all the candidates faint on stage #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
UK says ICC is a "personal problem" #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
UK talking about ICC as a personal issue and making it sound like an internet porn addiction #KEdebate13.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Now the debate is like an intervention for UK, who is addicted to internet porn through Skype #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
I'm still waiting for that moment when Moi and Ashton Kutcher run onto the stage and shout YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
RAO is name dropping his patsy like a rapper on a video: Koffi Annan, Kibaki, Obama, God, Dennis Oliech.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Martha Karua sounds like an NGO person who drank World Bank bottled water before the debate began #NGORhetoric #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
RAO just called Migingo "a piece of rock on the lake." WOW. The truth is OUT. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Peter Kenneth now sounds like a trigger happy NRA Republican now. He is like a Caudillo. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
@looplikesreplay @somalifarah Our security rhetoric says Somali = Terrorist. This is problematic.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
@looplikesreplay @somalifarah "Terror" is no reason to pick on one element of our society and send them to concentration camps.—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
@ngwatilo Vision 2030 = ENOUGH BOREHOLES—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Dida brings up the DEVIL WORSHIPING problem in Kenya. And the ambulance jokes about ferrying BHANG. #KEdebat13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Peter Kenneth raises the VERY IMPORTANT bloated debt from KIBAKI ERA NEOLIBERALISM #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
OK, Mudavadi wants to privatize EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
RAO now talking about the Prime Minister in the third person, like he is not the PM. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
In the next government RAO is going to achieve everything he did not lift a finger to do in this government. AWESOMEGAZM!!! #KEdebate12—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
MUITE WANTS TO PRIVATIZE ALL BABIES AND UMBILICAL CORDS!!! Including RAO's CORD. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
FINALLY THE JIGGER INFESTATION!!! #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MENTION JIGGERS!!! #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
For years I have been trying to make JIGGER INFESTATION a political hot button in Kenya. Success!!! #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
JIGGERS are Kenya's no. 1 threat to national security!!! They are here, in our feet, and already sucking our blood! #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
A Dida government would conduct BREATHING EXERCISES nationally, to prevent JIGGER INFESTATION. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
My money is on every candidate breaking into vernacular language for the closing arguments. And RAO just growling three times. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
RAO is running for the Kenyan presidency using Obama Change rhetoric. So we should expect #DRONES. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Mudavadi says he is "the safe pair of hands" to masturbate Kenya to democracy. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Uhuru now delivering his closing statement via Skype, under the influence of MASHETANI DARK FORCES. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Dida is now removing his mask to reveal that HE IS REALLY ASHTON KUTCHER. PUNKED, mofos!!! #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
So everyone pretty much sidestepped OUR INVASION OF SOMALIA and OUR internal racism against Somali Kenyans #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
Peter Kenneth's tough talk on security scares me a little, to be honest. Sounds like he would invade Uganda. #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013
And now for some of the usual run of the mill ANODYNE political analysis on Kenyan television #KEdebate13—
BringMeTheAfricanGuy (@kweligee) February 11, 2013

Don’t know we missed your tweets…..refreshing look at the debate.
Kweli…..interesting analysis and completely without bias. The local dailies should borrow a leaf on how to report without bias!
Not when they think pandering sells they won’t
Great analysis and hilarious tweets my favorite RAO and name dropping God and Dennis Oliech ha!
This was actually the second ever debate. The first ever was held in 1997 and was between the current president Kibaki, the late Kijana Wamalwa and the current Prime Minister Raila Jacon Odinga
I was hoping there’d already be more than one article covering the election here.